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Amaranth
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Hallo,
falls jemand zu viel Zeit haben sollte, kann er ja, bevor er in Langeweile erstickt, diesen Text durchlesen und auf Fehler bezüglich Grammatik etc. untersuchen:
| Zitat: | The Flammenwerferfest
What does "Flammenwerferfest" mean?
Translated literally "Flammenwerferfest" means something like flamethrowerfestivity. On July 5th, 2004 an ink cartridge in my pen kicked the bucket. Because I was too lazy to stand up to bring it to the refuse bin in the usual manner, I tried to throw it into the bin which was located approximately 5 feet away from me. I'm sorry to say that it missed its target and flew against the wall where it left a big stain, but I drove to the next building centre in the following afternoon and bought some white color in an aerosol can to paint over the stain. After school I tried to use the aerosol in combination with a pocket lighter as a flamethrower together with a pal of mine. We were very successful. The day afterwards we did it in the classroom. Sadly, a teacher in the classroom next-door noticed our physical experiments. He sent me to the headmaster who wanted me to leave school for four weeks. After intervention of my class teacher this was turned into working for the janitor for twenty hours. In the following winter I decided to throw a party on the aniversary day (the 8th of July) of this event.
The financial conception
Because the first Flammenwerferfest was intended as a replacement for the party on my 16th birthday which didn't take place, nearly all the costs were paid by me. However, because the second Flammenwerferfest will be a party of its own all of the guests will have to pay a part of the arisen costs on their own. So every guest will have to pay entrance-fee amounting to â?¬4,50. Sadly, without having paid this fee it won't be possible to take part in the Flammenwerferfest. If you think that this is very expensive you should remember what you would have to pay if you wanted to spend a nice evening in the pub next-door.
When the party will start
Like the year before, the festival will start at 7.55 am at the west-entrance of the Carl-Laemmle-Gymnasium in Laupheim. We will march to a picnic area near the small town of Baustetten. Every guest should help to carry the heavy load. When we will have arrived there we will have breakfast with bread, jam, honey, milk and coffee. At 11.22 am the grill will be enkindled. Everyone brings whatever he wants to grill.
Many possibilities to enjoy your time
Because of its optical seperation by trees our picnic area fits the requirements of such an event very well. We will have a very ample breafast, so one shouldn't eat anything before one comes to the party. The will be baps, horseradish, Munich Mustard and ketchup available during the BBQ. Also, there will be much different things to drink like beer, cola, soda and apple juice. A radio and several games will be available, too.
What if the weather will be bad?
If the weather is bad, we will celebrate the festival on some of the following saturdays. |
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